jeeeees

So, with the roll going upwards and past $800, then $900 i really, really wanted to get to $1k. I also decided i wanted to do this in one sitting whilst drinking :). All was going well, then i spun the roll to $998.75, shit the bed; only one more HU to win and landmark achieved........

Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Mr Variance, i have come to ruin your day and screw your mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can you pop by tomorrow? I only have to win one more?

HA HA Fuck u, no way, i have got me sleeping bag and i am here to stay!

Jeeeeeees......................well, i got a few bad beats. Pocket queens, i used to love seeing 4 titties in-front of me, now i hate them the lezzers. I cant win a pot when ahead. Then Mr Variance phone went.....................

Mind if i answer this?

No, go ahead, make my day

Hi.........................yeah.......................no problem......................see u here in a bit.

Then the door goes again. This big furry 8 foot bugger steps straight in. I had seen this person before but last time i was pissed we had a bit of a row and i told him not to come round again; he was not welcome.

Hey Variance!

Hey TILT MONSTER! How are you?

Good thanks, a little bored so i thought i would screw up this $50 - $10, 000 thing LOL.

Anyways, i spunked a bit. Guilty. Soooooooooo close yet so far and i have to get my head down again. Balance stands on $850 so no great damage and i have realised the force of the roll. When i had less than $100 i would play 'A' game for $10 HU's now i cannot concentrate on $20, or $30 HU so need to get my head together.

Tennis betting went well yesterday with three winner; then i went deep on Almagro before going to bed and did a chunk of the winnings. Oh yeah, i also did shit in the Dream Team, although the team did well, i went out for the second week running with the very same hand...................QQ LEZZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!